Torture the haters to death
Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.
Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.
(via radiofreederry)
My name is Patrick and I'm here to say, I've got an anxiety disorder in a major way. My username everywhere else is PG1497.
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
(via spitblaze)
I need people to understand…that if you believe in paying people a livable hourly wage…most hand-knitted clothing should cost hundreds of dollars
“My grandma could make that!” YOUR GRANDMA LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO SPEND A MONTH MAKING YOU A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS, I HAVE NO SUCH AFFECTION
(via spitblaze)
monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests
this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me
(via ionofwill)
websites love getting worse its their favourite activity
(via zvaigzdelasas)
Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”
(via thistlefly)
This may sound harsh but I think if you’re using homestuck typing quirks full time while blogging in 2023 you deserve to be tried at The Hague